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Memoirs of a Girl
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Posted on 1st Sep at 6:31 PM, with 58,837 notes



what do musicians put on their toast?



Posted on 1st Sep at 6:00 PM, with 355,899 notes



wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

Posted on 1st Sep at 6:00 PM, with 327,900 notes


my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

Posted on 1st Sep at 5:38 PM, with 100,918 notes


I just located this on page 1700 of my likes

Posted on 1st Sep at 5:27 PM, with 57,737 notes

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

Posted on 1st Sep at 4:37 PM, with 12,770,904 notes


this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

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