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Posted on 1st Sep at 6:31 PM, with 58,837 notes

amoying:

amoying:

what do musicians put on their toast?

jam

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Posted on 1st Sep at 6:00 PM, with 355,899 notes

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

Posted on 1st Sep at 6:00 PM, with 327,900 notes

coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

Posted on 1st Sep at 5:38 PM, with 100,918 notes

eggroll420:

I just located this on page 1700 of my likes

Posted on 1st Sep at 5:27 PM, with 57,737 notes

*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama

Posted on 1st Sep at 4:37 PM, with 12,770,904 notes

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

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