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Posted on 22nd Jul at 2:35 PM, with 117,220 notes
freedevilbaby:

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
she believed

Oh God, what some people will believe.
I don’t even know where to begin with this. First of all, even a minimal amount of research would have shown that despite what popular culture like Blade and Twilight like to depict, it is physically impossible to be a “half-vampire”. You are either infected or not, in which case you either become a vampire or you die.
Second of all,  it is almost impossible to infect demigods with vampirism, unless he was bitten by an extremely powerful vampire lord (which is highly unlikely as there are only 3 currently known in existence and none of them have been heard from since the turn of the last century). Otherwise his “demigod” blood would have simply overwhelmed the vampire virus and killed it.
Jesus. It’s lying sacks of shit like this that give us real vampiric  demigods a bad name.

freedevilbaby:

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

Oh God, what some people will believe.

I don’t even know where to begin with this. First of all, even a minimal amount of research would have shown that despite what popular culture like Blade and Twilight like to depict, it is physically impossible to be a “half-vampire”. You are either infected or not, in which case you either become a vampire or you die.

Second of all,  it is almost impossible to infect demigods with vampirism, unless he was bitten by an extremely powerful vampire lord (which is highly unlikely as there are only 3 currently known in existence and none of them have been heard from since the turn of the last century). Otherwise his “demigod” blood would have simply overwhelmed the vampire virus and killed it.

Jesus. It’s lying sacks of shit like this that give us real vampiric  demigods a bad name.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 1:51 PM, with 232,212 notes

metalheadswaltzing:

mcgonagirl:

kdaziz:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

It’s back and adorable

Posted on 22nd Jul at 1:49 PM, with 18,786 notes

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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Posted on 22nd Jul at 1:46 PM, with 694,079 notes

reikaoki:

imthezombiequeen:

alishalovescats1701:

crimsonclad:

five-boys-with-accents:

Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.

Oh

oh

And he does feel happy, though. He can be happy. He just doesn’t show it as much as the others do.
There was a whole episode about that - Piglet sees him sitting on a hilltop and thinks he’s sadder than usual, and does all he can to cheer him up. Nothing works and the next day he’s back on the hill, and Piglet apologizes because he thinks in trying to help, he just made him sad again and ”I don’t come here when I’m sad. I come up here because I’m happy.”

There’s just something about that…

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